Keyword: real estate humor
“Nice wart bar” – do your listings need medical attention?
I had a lot of laughs this week, friends – and most were unintentional. Perhaps the summer sun is causing lethargy. That’s the only excuse I could come up with to explain some of these moronic meanderings. Thanks to Allyson Hoffman for her great contributions from Chicago. Bumps and Dumps “Nice wart bar” (Frog Inspection highly recommended) “Cards for dump ...
Irrational fear of Realtors as presented by Hollywood
Lemony Snicket’s We were recently watching Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events starring Jim Carey and had a great laugh at the scene where the eclectic aunt who is scared of everything shares that her biggest fear is Realtors. Although the quality of video above is poor, we enjoy that the Realtor is played by a friendly Jane Lynch (also ...
Real estate humor – God bones – heaven help the MLS
Did you hear that? Yep - that was the sound of my rosary beads hitting the floor…with me close behind. The bloopers were bad enough this week that I considered joining a convent to find peace for my tortured former-English-teacher soul. Unfortunately, none would take me. There was some reference to my penchant for bacchanalia, but I’ve got nothing on these ...
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Five real estate cartoons that will tickle your funny bone
Get your laugh on Let’s face it, times are tough. Let’s take a moment to have a laugh together- hopefully these will make you laugh (but we confess, there is a chance there is one that might make you cry but come on, it’s hand drawn, how can you not chuckle?). Tell us in comments which cartoon is YOUR favorite! ...
MLS Humor – “invisible walls” and other hilarious marketing mishaps
In honor of Mother’s Day, I have selected the mother lode of bloopers to add some smiles to your weekend. Some of these were flabbergasting! Yes, sometimes even a wise mouth like me can be rendered speechless. Thanks to Patrick Martin of Sotheby’s International Realty and Jane Peters of Power Brokers International for their hilarious contributions this week. You’d Think Someone Would ...
Kohler’s new $6,400 toilet update – Conan O’Brien’s take
The most luxurious toilet ever Last month, we brought you the story of Kohler’s $6,400 toilet that warms your seat and your feet, plays music for you and has a retractable bidet. It’s a work of art, really. Last night on Conan O’Brien, the comedy writers took a whack at the fancy potty and highlighted the features that the original ...
Tenants mooing and many other MLS oddities
Strange things are afoot, folks. Spring is bringing out the light side of real estate. The sun is shining, jasmine is wafting on the breeze, and cow paddies are warming in the living room. Check out these Spring Fever bloopers: Bait and Switch “Living area not included” (But for a little extra we’ll throw in one brain-dead agent.) “Made with flame retarded materials” (Sold ...
Beware of wildlife inhabiting property – also, buy this house
Read the fine print There is a very special listing in Portland. It is a four bedroom, two bathroom house and is only $114,900. There are a lot of pictures taken by the listing agent who writes, “FIXER home, value in the land! Could be great opportunity for a buyer!” At first glance, it looks like a standard fixer upper ...
Funniest Realtor parody videos you’ll see all minute, guaranteed!
Who says the phenomenon of funny cat videos and stupid girl falling in a fountain while texting at the mall videos don’t spill over into the real estate world? We’ve highlighted three hilarious real estate videos below that are well worth the ten minutes to watch, even if you’re in the office and have to put headphones on. Video 1: ...
Humorous real estate tales that you just can’t make up
Call it scoping out the competition or call it being nosy, but I am always interested in hearing about people’s experiences with other realtors. This weekend I got an earful! An out of town couple flew into town who were on the hunt for a vacation home up to $1M in my neck of the woods. Unbeknownst to me, they ...
Google autocomplete humor – real estate edition
Friday funny time It’s time to let our hair down as we examine what the world thinks of the real estate sector when you’re not looking. Have you ever noticed that when you start typing in words in Google it suggests the next several words? Looking closely at those suggestions that are based on other users’ searches can often provide ...
Real Estate For the Dazed & Confused
There was another rash of typos in the MLS and property ads this week that I collected for your entertainment. These descriptions can provide hours of fun. We Realtors are such a saucy group – I think we should take this show on the road. We can open for Ozzy Osbourne. He can hardly talk, and we can hardly spell. ...
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