Keyword: humorous

You want me to do what? The USPIC Law Of Lending.

You want me to do what?  The USPIC Law Of Lending.

Have you heard the latest news in lending? I had heard about it a bit here and there, but never by name. I had even had it happen to me personally, but I never thought much about it. According to a conversation and some serious research between @mayaREguru, @toddwaller, @linsey, @staceyharmon, and myself, it’s national in scope. This could be ...

Matt Stigliano | 2009/12/17  | 22 Comments Economy

Real Estate For the Dazed & Confused

Real Estate For the Dazed & Confused

There was another rash of typos in the MLS and property ads this week that I collected for your entertainment. These descriptions can provide hours of fun. We Realtors are such a saucy group – I think we should take this show on the road. We can open for Ozzy Osbourne. He can hardly talk, and we can hardly spell. ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/06/19  | 40 Comments Editorials

Real Estate Caravan From Hell Revisited

Real Estate Caravan From Hell Revisited

A few months ago I told you about the caravan with bats in the fireplace, but this story would make you wish for a bat…maybe even a pterodactyl or two. It takes place in Los Angeles of course. What better place to get a healthy heap of crazy on a sunny Tuesday morning? My friend told me the story, and ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/06/05  | 19 Comments Green

HAM ON WRY

HAM ON WRY

I have collected so many hilarious stories from my colleagues about open house debacles that I have titled this post, “Ham on Wry: It’s NOT a Good Idea To…” If you recognize yourself in any of these tales from the trenches, my advice is to plead the Fifth : It’s Not a Good Idea To:  …To ignore the dead parakeet in the cage (Unless you ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/05/08  | 8 Comments Editorials