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Words to Avoid in Real Estate
YIKES! This post in UnReal Estate was inspired by a recent conversation with an agent who told me that the house on the hill above was slipping, “but only a little.” I live in earthquake territory, folks. There’s no such thing as “slipping a little.” That’s like being “partially pregnant.” Thus, I asked around and gathered some contributions to the ...
Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers
It’s Un-Real Estate, folks… and just when you thought you heard ‘em all… How About These Marketing Strategies! Kids Play Rum (And agent apparently drinks it.) Main house and carnage house. ( Bugsy Siegel must have lived there.) Home Made Hiney rolls served (Do I get Wipes with that?) Two minutes to Strip (Can you buy me dinner first?) Club foot ...
Words to Avoid in Real Estate
YIKES! This post in UnReal Estate was inspired by a recent conversation with an agent who told me that the house on the hill above was slipping, “but only a little.” I live in earthquake territory, folks. There’s no such thing as “slipping a little.” That’s like being “partially pregnant.” Thus, I asked around and gathered some contributions to the ...
Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers
It’s Un-Real Estate, folks… and just when you thought you heard ‘em all… How About These Marketing Strategies! Kids Play Rum (And agent apparently drinks it.) Main house and carnage house. ( Bugsy Siegel must have lived there.) Home Made Hiney rolls served (Do I get Wipes with that?) Two minutes to Strip (Can you buy me dinner first?) Club foot ...













