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Words to Avoid in Real Estate

Words to Avoid in Real Estate

YIKES! This post in UnReal Estate was inspired by a recent conversation with an agent who told me that the house on the hill above was slipping, “but only a little.” I live in earthquake territory, folks. There’s no such thing as “slipping a little.” That’s like being “partially pregnant.” Thus, I asked around and gathered some contributions to the ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/05/29  | 38 Comments Friday

Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers

Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers

It’s Un-Real Estate, folks… and just when you thought you heard ‘em all… How About These Marketing Strategies! Kids Play Rum (And agent apparently drinks it.) Main house and carnage house. ( Bugsy Siegel must have lived there.) Home Made Hiney rolls served (Do I get Wipes with that?) Two minutes to Strip (Can you buy me dinner first?) Club foot ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/05/15  | 14 Comments Marketing

Words to Avoid in Real Estate

Words to Avoid in Real Estate

YIKES! This post in UnReal Estate was inspired by a recent conversation with an agent who told me that the house on the hill above was slipping, “but only a little.” I live in earthquake territory, folks. There’s no such thing as “slipping a little.” That’s like being “partially pregnant.” Thus, I asked around and gathered some contributions to the ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/05/29  | 38 Comments Friday

Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers

Back by “Poopular” Demand- More Agent Bloopers

It’s Un-Real Estate, folks… and just when you thought you heard ‘em all… How About These Marketing Strategies! Kids Play Rum (And agent apparently drinks it.) Main house and carnage house. ( Bugsy Siegel must have lived there.) Home Made Hiney rolls served (Do I get Wipes with that?) Two minutes to Strip (Can you buy me dinner first?) Club foot ...

Gwen Banta | 2009/05/15  | 14 Comments Marketing