AGBeat » humor http://agbeat.com News, insights, tools, and inspiration for business owners and professionals Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:21:03 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Property listing bloopers for the history books http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/tajma-hall-of-leases-mls-bloopers-for-the-history-books/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/tajma-hall-of-leases-mls-bloopers-for-the-history-books/#comments Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:00:55 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agbeat.com/?p=55100 The “Tajma Hall of leases”??? This agent should be sealed in a mausoleum until he can pass a spelling test AND a history test! However, he wasn’t the only one who buried himself this week – check out these other  bloopers, friends: Please tell me it’s a joke… “Presenting the Tajma Hall of Leases” (Presenting the idiot savant of agents.) [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/tajma-hall-of-leases-mls-bloopers-for-the-history-books/feed/ 27 Adobé Fotoshop cures all in this parody video http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/adobe-fotoshop-cures-all-in-this-parody-video/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/adobe-fotoshop-cures-all-in-this-parody-video/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 05:12:12 +0000 AGBeat http://agbeat.com/?p=55106 Fotoshop by Adobé Over the years, we have focused a great deal of energy on introducing our audience to high quality photography methods and photography and even debated whether or not photo editing of real estate photographs is ethical. Photoshop is one of the most common tools in a graphic designer’s tool kit where it has been for nearly 25 [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/adobe-fotoshop-cures-all-in-this-parody-video/feed/ 10 Parody video on the fading role of brokers on Wall Street http://agbeat.com/real-estate-mortgage-economy/parody-video-on-the-fading-role-of-brokers-on-wall-street/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-mortgage-economy/parody-video-on-the-fading-role-of-brokers-on-wall-street/#comments Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:53:57 +0000 Marti Trewe http://agbeat.com/?p=54814 “I just want to retire” After decades of transitioning from human brokers to online brokers, the people left on Wall Street are clamoring for the old days and lamenting for the days of unlimited expense accounts. In the above video, the DopeyCowboy.com parodies the fall of the traditional stock broker and calls for retirement. Is 2012 the year that the [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-mortgage-economy/parody-video-on-the-fading-role-of-brokers-on-wall-street/feed/ 9 “Nice butt needs work” – Falling behind with the MLS http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/nice-butt-needs-work-falling-behind-with-the-mls/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/nice-butt-needs-work-falling-behind-with-the-mls/#comments Wed, 23 Nov 2011 13:00:26 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agbeat.com/?p=52634 What a week for bloopers! I know agents are worn out this time of year, but we all need to hit the spell check button or we may go down in infamy. Witness these blooper classics, friends: Falling Behind? “Nice butt needs work” (My ex said that just before his butt hit the curb.) “Reel Estate Experts” (Oh yeah? Have you met my client, [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/nice-butt-needs-work-falling-behind-with-the-mls/feed/ 28 Desperate to notify someone of their poor social media behavior? http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/desperate-to-notify-someone-of-their-poor-social-media-behavior/ http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/desperate-to-notify-someone-of-their-poor-social-media-behavior/#comments Fri, 14 Oct 2011 06:05:44 +0000 Edna Insider http://agbeat.com/?p=51429 How rude! Today, @thatdarnhelcat spotted a social media citation pad where you can physically share a note with a coworker about how horrible their social media use is. They’re real, they’re for sale on KnockKnock.biz, and they’re completely rude, but hey, someone’s got to speak up, right? In jest, we made one for our friends in the real estate industry [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/desperate-to-notify-someone-of-their-poor-social-media-behavior/feed/ 1 Die, corporations! But first, someone order me a Starbucks frap! http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/die-corporations-but-first-someone-order-me-a-starbucks-frap/ http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/die-corporations-but-first-someone-order-me-a-starbucks-frap/#comments Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:04:11 +0000 Edna Insider http://agbeat.com/?p=50876 Click to enlarge, make less fuzzy (and possibly more funny). The Occupy Wall Street protest has garnered a great deal of attention, both positive and negative. It has taken over a week, but people are now pointing out who is behind the protests, what the protesters want, and pointing out that they believe it is politicians at fault, not Wall [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/agbeatinsiders/die-corporations-but-first-someone-order-me-a-starbucks-frap/feed/ 1 Realtors and their MLS bloopers – “ducs for hazzards” http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/ducs-for-hazzards-bloopermania/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/ducs-for-hazzards-bloopermania/#comments Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:00:44 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agentgenius.com/?p=45452 I love television, but I am beginning to believe it is the downfall of mankind. It seems people spend more time scanning the tube than studying. As a result, our psyches are imbued with TV trivia, while our spelling skills are atrocious.   I get contributions from all over, folks, so this is not just an L.A. “thang.” Check out this week’s [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/ducs-for-hazzards-bloopermania/feed/ 21 Death of good homes – a memorial to the MLS http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/death-of-good-homes-a-memorial-to-the-mls/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/death-of-good-homes-a-memorial-to-the-mls/#comments Fri, 03 Jun 2011 10:00:21 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agentgenius.com/?p=43911 Death by MLS seems to be a common occurrence these days. Are you guilty of burying your own listings? These agents are: In Memoriam of Good Spelling “There’s a death of good homes” (…and an apparent re-birth of brain-dead agents.) “Seller willing to navigate” (Is this a house or a boat?) “Pool ideal for the kitties” (Wouldn’t a shelter would be more humane?) “Newly [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/death-of-good-homes-a-memorial-to-the-mls/feed/ 14 Lunch swerved and other off-course listing remarks http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/lunch-swerved-and-other-off-course-listing-remarks/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/lunch-swerved-and-other-off-course-listing-remarks/#comments Fri, 22 Apr 2011 14:00:14 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agentgenius.com/?p=41965 Well friends, I’m back again with this week’s bloopers, which seemed to fall into a food theme.  I’ve concluded that there must be a lot of hungry real estate agents out there typing…and tippling, too. Some of these will have you licking your lips…or not. Food Foibles “Lunch and snakes” (Something tells me I’m the lunch…) “Assordid desserts” (Let me guess – [...]
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]]> http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/lunch-swerved-and-other-off-course-listing-remarks/feed/ 14 “Hind-end granate” – bringing up the rear with the MLS http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/hind-end-granate-bringing-up-the-rear-with-the-mls/ http://agbeat.com/real-estate-sales-marketing/hind-end-granate-bringing-up-the-rear-with-the-mls/#comments Fri, 01 Apr 2011 14:02:27 +0000 Gwen Banta http://agentgenius.com/?p=40603 I have only one thing to say about this week’s MLS listings and real estate ads: Never type with your head up your behind - people might think you are displaying your best side.  Thanks to Jane Peters of L.A, Joan Rogers of Portland, and Wende Schoof  of San Francisco for their hysterical contributions to the April Fools’ Hall of Lame: Ready For The Glue Factory “Hind-end [...]
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