Keyword: humor
Leg in for details? MLS property listing remarks with a kick
As an experienced agent, I sometimes think I’ve seen everything, but when I read the remarks below, I realized I have so much to learn. For instance, how does one get enough pate for a road? Or enough figs to make drapes? And why would one shag on a roof? Read these bloopers, and then maybe you can explain it ...
Property listing bloopers for the history books
The “Tajma Hall of leases”??? This agent should be sealed in a mausoleum until he can pass a spelling test AND a history test! However, he wasn’t the only one who buried himself this week – check out these other bloopers, friends: Please tell me it’s a joke… “Presenting the Tajma Hall of Leases” (Presenting the idiot savant of agents.) ...
Career deaths due to MLS mishaps
The year is rolling along at the speed of idiots! Check out these bloopers from the MLS and real estate ads, and I’m sure I’ll get no argument. Jane Peters of Los Angeles and Michael Jacobs of Pasadena both found some great bloopers this week. I suspect this year will be a wild ride, folks! Death Be Not Proud “Somother work to ...
New 2012 AGBeat media kit available now
- We know you want the most sophisticated audience, and here it is!
Adobé Fotoshop cures all in this parody video
Fotoshop by Adobé Over the years, we have focused a great deal of energy on introducing our audience to high quality photography methods and photography and even debated whether or not photo editing of real estate photographs is ethical. Photoshop is one of the most common tools in a graphic designer’s tool kit where it has been for nearly 25 ...
Invisible wall of gass – MLS stinkers and clinkers
Something may have been rotten in the State of Denmark, but the MLS isn’t smelling much better. Check out these stinkers and clinkers from the MLS and other real estate ads if you’re in the mood for a few giggles: Something Seems Amiss… “One moth incentive” (So do you wave a wool sweater before their little eyes?) “Come see a good ...
Mable on floor, the MLS New Year’s Eve hangover
Happy New Year, friends. This year is starting out with as much laughter as we ended with in 2011 when buyers flocked “like bees to hiney.” (Please see the 2011 Dufis Award in my last post.) The following bloopers will prove that nothing much has changed regarding MLS giggles and goofs. Check out these gaffes to start your year with some hearty ...
Parody video on the fading role of brokers on Wall Street
“I just want to retire” After decades of transitioning from human brokers to online brokers, the people left on Wall Street are clamoring for the old days and lamenting for the days of unlimited expense accounts. In the above video, the DopeyCowboy.com parodies the fall of the traditional stock broker and calls for retirement. Is 2012 the year that the ...
“Breakfast hook” – More MLS hoots and hang-ups
Well friends, this is my last blooper post of the year, and I still have not run out of material. I don’t know whether to thank these hapless agents or to flog them. At the very least, Perhaps I should commend them for sending us off into 2012 with a lot of laughter. Enjoy these bloopers, and have a Happy New ...
Real estate listing typos and bloopers that will delight and offend
From blundering fools to complete tools, the bloopers on the MLS were hysterical this week, friends. I received some great contributions from John M. Scott of beautiful San Francisco, Jane Peters from right here in our beloved L.A., and Bruce Walter from the great Hoosier State of Indiana. Enjoy the the goofs, and have a wonderful holiday, everyone! First the Fools… “Large fool” (Is that the slogan ...
Correlation or causation? Mocking the ease of creating misleading charts
Have you ever wondered how traditional media, politicians and pundits often compare two seemingly unrelated items on a chart and proclaims causation? Food prices are up and so are auto thefts, therefore the fuzzy math is done by someone along the way, a graphic is created and is being presented as related facts when in fact, people are not stealing ...
$25 grab bab – eye grabbing MLS blunders across America
The round of holiday parties has begun, and it seems to me that the celebratory antics must include some mind-altering substances. Remember, a listing is a home for sale, friends…not the way one walks after the office party. Please be sure to use a designated typist this holiday season. Did I Hear A Cork Pop? “$25 grab bab” (Bab must be financing her college education.) ...
Doubt resistant landscaping and other hilarious MLS oddities
Friends, the MLS was rife with strange spelling and phrasing this week. Our local newspaper ads also gave the MLS some great competition. Are we all just tired after a year in the trenches? Or are there a lot of block heads walking around out there? You decide: November Potpourri “Ask about growth” (Okay. What’s that large knob on your forehead?) ...
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