Comments on: You want me to do what? The USPIC Law Of Lending.

By: Matt Stigliano

Matt Stigliano — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:14:02 +0000

Erin – I like your rule, but the USPIC-LOL basically deletes that. No questions, just do.

Jackie – Glad you liked it.

Paula – If an underwriter says jump, I only ask “through the window or off the cliff?” Thanks again for the comments on Facebook.

Gwen – Only you could have written that comment. Had your name or face not been there, I would have pegged it as you immediately (or maybe, just maybe assumed it was Joe Loomer posing as you). Sad part is, it’s not as funny knowing you live in L.A. I know plenty of farm girls fresh off the Hollywood Greyhound station that probably would have believed it.

By: Gwen Banta

Gwen Banta — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:50:25 +0000

Why is everyone laughing? Do you mean sexual favors aren’t really required of the agent? I thought it was I was supposed to be UNDER the underwriter. And to think the guy actually made ME pay for his “services!” (Incidentally, the loan still fell through.)

By: Paula Henry

Paula Henry — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:51:01 +0000

Matt – sorry I missed this one – comic relief much needed this week. Unfortunately, there is a shred of truth to the fact; whatever the underwriter needs!

By: Jackie

Jackie — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:51:13 +0000

The one word for you AWESOME

By: egoldre

egoldre — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:46:48 +0000

And by that I mean Buyer Says: What’s that for? of course ; )

Best,
Erin

By: Diane Guercio

Diane Guercio — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:45:26 +0000

@kmcusick I hope you followed the USPIC Law of Lending http://agentgenius.com/?p=21723&preview=true #canyousaystress #tequila

By: topsy_top20k_en

topsy_top20k_en — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:45:26 +0000

@agentgenius @mayaREguru @toddwaller @linsey @staceyharmon The USPIC Law Of Lending. http://bit.ly/4tOyBV - My latest at AgentGenius.

By: Gary McNinch

Gary McNinch — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:31:17 +0000

@agentgenius You want me to do what? The USPIC Law Of Lending. http://bit.ly/4tOyBV

By: egoldre

egoldre — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 16:16:40 +0000

Does this tie into the BS:WTF rule?

By: Matt Stigliano

Matt Stigliano — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:43:10 +0000

Todd – The day RESPA start tracking things like that is the day I begin to question the regulations that we work under. Then again, I guess it’s not different than pre-RESPA when vendors would ply you with alcohol. Same results, different reasons.

Stacey – Glad you liked it. It’s nice to just have some fun with real estate once in awhile and (pardon the pun), as the English would say, “take the piss.”

Linsey – If it helped you calm down after a day of underwriting hell, I can only say “mission accomplished.” We all need to laugh occasionally – especially after one of those days.

Joe – I don’t think there’s a compliment bigger than evoking the name of Gwen Banta on a post that was meant to make people laugh. Let me know when you get that post written, I’m sure it will be excellent.