Comments on: Agent’s remarks: Be aware there are dead animals and sex toys in the home

By: David Wyrick

David Wyrick — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 07:38:11 +0000

Coming upon unexpected taxidermy makes me think of Norman Bates (Psycho). It probably causes negative associations with a lot of people.

By: Sue

Sue — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 04:08:40 +0000

I was showing a townhome which was a total wreck. Actually seemed like a crack house or something. We were commenting on what a wreck it was, how could anyone live like this, how disgusting is that, can you believe this….on and on. While standing in the living room, I put my hand on the back of the couch and felt a foot thru the blanket. Evidently there was a passed out or sleeping human under the blanket on the couch. Now, I don’t know if it was a he or she, dead or alive. I looked at my client and my eyes got big. He picked up on it right away and we just eased our way out. He bought the place and fixed it up.

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By: Athol Kay

Athol Kay — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:11:07 +0000

Photos of not exactly handcuffs, but defintely “restraints” in a house for sale are here. Scroll down to #310.

The house with 30+ samurai swords was spooky.

Raccoon in attic. Angry.

By: Andy Kaufman

Andy Kaufman — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:59:55 +0000

We were walking through one of our new REO assignments a few weeks ago and came upon a case of bandit signs reading “Real Estate Investor Seeks Apprentice”. Good a good laugh out of that one. This house also came with a crack security team, actually make a team of crackheads, who kept breaking in and ‘dropping the kids off’ in a plastic tub in the middle of the basement and doing other shady stuff (don’t wanna know).

Then, when we went to check on another one of our listings last week, we walk up to the front and notice that the large wooden front door was missing (along with both of our lock boxes). Called our handyman for a bid & he just started laughing.

By: Bill Lublin

Bill Lublin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:31:49 +0000

Short version – Owners in Florida for the winter, showing in the afternoon, open the Master Bedroom Door – surprise! Owner’s Son his and girlfriend trying to stay warm without clothes!
New record set for bedroom door closing –

By: Annie Maloney

Annie Maloney — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 14:52:22 +0000

This is not an experience that I had, BUT, could you imagine discovering what was hidden in this house. Long article, but UNBELIEVABLE!!! http://www.ssqq.com/archive/vinlin19.htm

By: Larry Yatkowsky

Larry Yatkowsky — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:33:32 +0000

another agent attached to the handcuffs wearing Bambi’s clothes .>)

By: Bob

Bob — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:25:14 +0000

Top 3 in particular order:

- Living room with bullet holes and blood on wall – reminded me of St Valentines Day Massacre
- Part of an office caravan with 30+ agents in older craftsman style home hearing a 70 yr old agent scream when she opened a bedroom door and interrupted a couple… of guys.
- dresser in bedroom and on top was mirror, razor blade and a few specks of white powder

By: Matthew Rathbun

Matthew Rathbun — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:19:51 +0000

short version: Pastor, his wife and five homeschool children being shown property with “fun room” displaying countless open adult magazines and other assorted items on the bed. Divorcing couple, had husband trying to keep folks from buying home…. it worked.