Highlights

“House has spark” – burni...

Nov 16, 201128 Comments

The year is starting a march toward its natural ending, friends…and it seems a few real estate careers may be also. This week I found some real head-scratchers

“New bd pans inc” – Makin...

May 17, 2011No Comments

I have two things to say this week: 1. When you drink, you can’t think. 2. When you drink you can’t- … uh, what was I

My secret office organization tip – S...

Apr 25, 201121 Comments

If you're still practicing to be OCD, here is a secret I don't typically share with anyone, but I'm willing to share with you today...

Lenders, Liars and Losers – Observati...

Jan 28, 201127 Comments

I don’t know about you, but I am on the verge of a breakdown. Why? Because I am so frustrated with the lending institutions that

“Don’t crab appraise” – something...

Jan 21, 201111 Comments

Ya’ know folks, I think I should get paid for being Captain of the MLS Police Force. I have so much activity that I’m pulling overtime.

“Toke All Offers” – And O...

Jan 14, 20119 Comments

There’s a party going on, and somehow – thanks to the MLS – we all got invited. Call me mellow yellow, but is there a

Lowering the bar – resolutions of a h...

Jan 07, 20119 Comments

Aaaraugh! This is the time of year when we are faced with New Year’s resolutions, and I am hopelessly stumped. I try to set the

“Priced to Cell” and other MLS ...

Dec 31, 201016 Comments

What a week – the fun never stops when it comes to MLS bloopers! Thanks to the always funny Matt Stigliano  of Texas and Philadelphia’s Fred Glick for

Caught With Your Pants Down? (MLS Bloopers)

Nov 19, 201029 Comments

Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings.  Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions needed

The Devil Made Me Do It! (MLS Mayhem)

Nov 12, 201022 Comments

Ahhh…the Blooper Trooper is ba-a-a-ck! I simply never run out of material thanks to the MLS, the LA Times and other print media sources. Thanks

“Gas not corrected” and other MLS stink...

Nov 05, 201026 Comments

This week’s MLS and real estate ads had a distinct odor, friends. From gas to dryrot, it seems homes are becoming offensive. Moral of this

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” ...

Oct 22, 201028 Comments

It’s getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I’d show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS. Some