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Career deaths due to MLS mishaps



Gwen Banta | 2012/01/18  | 23 Comments

pizzas Career deaths due to MLS mishaps
The year is rolling along at the speed of idiots! Check out these bloopers from the MLS and real estate ads, and I’m sure I’ll get no argument.  Jane Peters of Los Angeles and Michael Jacobs of Pasadena both found some great bloopers this week. I suspect this year will be a wild ride, folks!

Death Be Not Proud

“Somother work to be done” (Say good-bye to the mother-in-law.)

“Formal dinging room”  (Shag carpet, I presume?)

“Will maul your directly” (Said Sean Penn just before he took out two paparazzi.)

“Processing pee” (For those who wish to purchase a kidney…)

“This is a crate house” (Then I suggest you climb inside and ship yourself to Crazytown.)

“This house has pizzas” (That explains the well-lit Domino’s sign on the roof.)

Biting the Dust Can Be Humiliating

“Fumbled marble adores baths” (Fumbled agent adores martinis.)

“Plaintain shutters on windows” (Monkeys crapping on window sills.)

“Submit to doc” (Not until he puts down that gigantic probe…)

“Certified insectors” (Certified by mosquitoes, I presume?)

“Sellers need  two months to close” (Perhaps the insectors can help you out there.)

“Studding colors” (Let me guess, Viagra blue?)

Maybe There’s An Afterlife

“Turn at boweling lane” (Is that what the probe is for?)

“Posts have cemen support” (Again with the Viagra!)

THAT’S IT FOR THIS WEEK, FRIENDS. SPELL AND SELL!


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