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Google autocomplete humor – real estate edition



Lani Rosales | 2010/07/02  | 23 Comments

Friday funny time

It’s time to let our hair down as we examine what the world thinks of the real estate sector when you’re not looking. Have you ever noticed that when you start typing in words in Google it suggests the next several words? Looking closely at those suggestions that are based on other users’ searches can often provide quite a chuckle.

Today, we’ll look at some Google autocompletion for real estate, inspired by Fail Blog’s autocomplete segment which is incredibly funny and mostly inappropriate for work, children or people who cry easily.

Read carefully, mostly to see what the outside world thinks of you, but there is one that will have you rolling on the floor laughing…

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Ninjas? Wow. Go to Google and see what funny or interesting autocompletions you can come up with pertaining to real estate (and of course come tell us about your findings in the comments)!


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AGBeat Editor-in-Chief: Lani, named one of Real Estate’s 100 Most Influential, as well as 12 Most Influential Women in Real Estate, is a business writer hailing from the great state of Texas in the city of Austin. As a digital native, Lani is immersed not only in advanced technologies and new media, but is also a stats nerd often burried in piles of reports. Lani is a proven leader, thoughtful speaker, and vested partner at AGBeat.

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  1. Nice of him to notice, and Economic Bonus Round – Bridget Magnus Shows the World as Seen from 4'11":

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  2. AgentGenius:

    #agnow LOL, I've been playing with it for the past 10 minutes and it's getting too funny. Some of the 'auto comple… http://bit.ly/dbqdHz

  3. AgentGenius:

    RT @Swanepoel: Realtors are ninjas in blazers? Google autocomplete humor – #realestate edition – courtesy of @agentgenius – http://bit.ly/bBKJL1

  4. AgentGenius:

    #agnow Sweet Mother of God. Try "how to sell…."

    1. how to sell weed
    2. how to sell on ebay
    3. how to se… http://bit.ly/dbqdHz

  5. Karen Goodman:

    .@RadishSpirit Hi there. Got a funny for you this morning. Read the comments. http://bit.ly/as626R

  6. AgentGenius:

    #agnow HAHAH JACKPOT! http://bit.ly/dbqdHz

  7. BAREIS MLS:

    RT @AgentGenius: #agnow HAHAH JACKPOT! http://bit.ly/dbqdHz

  8. Century 21:

    Google autocomplete humor – real estate edition http://c21.in/cvuAMa (@agentgenius)

  9. Geoff Duncan:

    @agentgenius Google autocomplete humor – real estate edition http://bit.ly/bBKJL1

  10. Steve Daria:

    Google Autocomplete Humor – Real Estate Edition http://t.co/ZZuJdGL via @AgentGenius

  11. Quicksilver Leads:

    Ah Google autocomplete, are you ever not funny?! http://bit.ly/m3aynE

  12. Maya Thomas:

    Google Funnies http://t.co/69fsjAvA

  1. Nobu Hata says:

    Hey Lani, out of curiosity, what were the search returns for the two “Realtor” queries? Yelp? Blogs? And the like?

  2. Fred Romano says:

    This is frickin hysterical! LOL

  3. Colleen says:

    Too funny, but too true! :)

  4. Realtors are ninjas in blazers?? Hysterical. I don’t even own a blazer! Tested auto-complete in my browser and got the same results… And Google is our measure for what exactly? Beats me right now…

  5. This is hilarious. And might be a good way to figure out what to write about too.

    I just typed in “How to Choose” and got:
    1. how to choose a career
    2. how to choose a dog
    3. how to choose a college
    4. how to choose a major
    5. how to choose a mattress
    6. how to choose a bike
    7. how to choose a laptop
    8. how to choose between two guys (LOL!)
    9. how to choose a medical specialty
    10. how to choose a dog breed

  6. Alex Cortez says:

    LOL, I’ve been playing with it for the past 10 minutes and it’s getting too funny. Some of the ‘auto completes’ that came up for me are unsafe for work (to put it nicely)!

  7. Joe Loomer says:

    Sweet Mother of God. Try “how to sell….”

    1. how to sell weed
    2. how to sell on ebay
    3. how to sell a car
    4. how to sell a house quickly
    5. how to sell on ebay for beginners
    6. how to sell your house
    7. how to sell on craigslist
    8. how to sell on amazon
    9. how to sell a house
    10. how to sell your soul to the devil

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