Thanks to Jane Peters of Los Angeles for a lollapalooza!
Putz and Pets…and Harry
“Safe and squirrel” (Uh…you in a strait jacket?)
“Decorator rail cats” (Well someone should fire the rail cats who decorated Amtrak.)
“Duck w/ water skis included” (If he can slalom?)
“Harry wont last” (Neither will your career.)
Cranberries and Nuts
“Visit my bog” (With you in there drowning, I suspect it’s a tight squeeze.)
“Detached mother-in-laws” (Wouldn’t it have been more humane to just shove a sock in her mouth?)
“Have you heard the fuzz?” (Not since the cops broke up our college kegger.)
“Date to be conformed” (Who do you think you are, pal – Fifty Shades of Grey?)
Reds and Deads
“Visit my bloc” (Tear down this listing, Mr. Gorbachev.)
“Live-urn money” (If you live in an urn, what do you need money for – a Dust Buster?)
“Butter kitchen” (So on a hot day, the kitchen ends up in the yard?)
And This Find From Jane:
“Bright, Quite garden condo. like home 3bads and 2 full bath, fire place3 tend-om parking, incloding refrigrator” (Was the coma induced or the result of trying to open beer bottles by smacking them against your forehead?)
