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Property listing bloopers for the history books

January 25, 2012
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3937600746 d9363924d3 Property listing bloopers for the history books

The “Tajma Hall of leases”??? This agent should be sealed in a mausoleum until he can pass a spelling test AND a history test! However, he wasn’t the only one who buried himself this week – check out these other  bloopers, friends:

Please tell me it’s a joke…

“Presenting the Tajma Hall of Leases” (Presenting the idiot savant of agents.)

“Blow-up sale” (Did this occur before or after you blew up your career?)”

“Electriiciity now on” (I suspect you tested the outlets with a fork…)

“Key hidden under matt” (I can only imagine where Matt’s keyhole is…)

“Dont hasittate” (Don’t drink Nyquil.)

Please tell me you don’t live in L.A

“Here it is – a buyer’s dram” (There it goes – an agent’s six-pack.)

“A correction of  statues”  (Is this when someone paints little panties on their bare, marble arses?)

“Canceleed – agent suck” (Who ever said introspection is overrated?)

“Lush on gate” (Lush about to hit the floor…)

“Bring the city into your home” (At last – an explanation for the LAPD choppers circling overhead with their spotlights frying all life here in the canyon…)



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Okay, then just tell me you’re an only child…

“Private and ga”  (Uh, hello? Chest paddles, anyone? )

“Flos now finished” (I suspect you may be, too…)

“Erotic plants” (Let me guess – they climb on poles?)

“Bald touches everywhere” (That’s what I said when I saw Bruce Willis on meth.)

This week’s fave:

“Park at Kim’s Wart” ( I dunno…is there a hair growing out of it?)

That’s all until next week, folks. Spell and Sell! 

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